In Alabama you don’t say “I love you”, you say “Hey Jay, you forgot your flashlight”, which roughly translates to “you can’t hide from my love”

"you can’t hide from my love". I think that’s beautiful.

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    But really in Alabama you don’t say ‘I love you’. You wrestle with your lover and then cuddle afterwards. Trust me, I...
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    In the south the sentence: “Holy Shit! What was that? Hold me I’m Scared!” is basically a marriage proposal.
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